Spider Loves Cocaine 10. August 2012 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52W-ahfPjbg Via animalscocainedrugslolspidersweirdShare ThisTweetTeilenPlus oneTeilenEmail Frühere Beiträge Muscles Gone Bad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQojHCkaYgA Another Web-Classic via shazycrit Via Dancing Queen Planet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RcVtON3Zlc Via Queue to first McDonalds in Moscow in 1990 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amx-JHhtsHw Via Dieser Beitrag hat 324 Kommentare This is the spider that bit Peter Parker….XD !!! WTF??? KILL THAT THING! „You cant see me im in camoflauge“ tony montana reincarnated It’s sand you 14 year old dweeb. Cocaine does not look like that. I had a brazilian rose hair tarantula at one point. She used to do the same thing if she got kinda cold or something. LOL, yea, that’s real cocaine hahaha… you know how much that would cost?? and he would just let his spider crawl in it?? Was that a wolf or grass spider or something like that?This vid is 2 funny!!!! Haha, they’ll never catch me, they’ll be looking for whole spiders, not spider asses. Bye is actually a word which means „I’m going away“. You can’t stop someone from talking by saying that. Frankly you’re just a retarded kid who can’t take being owned by someone much more intelligent than you. ummm okay? why the hell r u just randomly telling me this? im not dumb for 1 and for 2 i dont by coke…im only 15 so yea i dont even know how to get it. and 3 i dont do any drugs It’s still nasty. that is one disgusting fucking thing your mom is one disgusting fucking thing you mum is a ho lol,why so Mad?? Yep, that just helped my case in proving you’re 12. Hey guys look, that’s Charlie Sheen’s spider! You started the shit. Live with it. Way to copy the top comment Disliked it’s sand dumbass i bet thats cocaine 0:34 oooohhhh yeah, bury me in coke oooohh fake not cocaine Thats What Tyler the creator Likes to do on sundays. cocainum 0:34 LOLOLOLOLOL yeah but creepy(lol) hahahaha i know right 0:34 ok, im going to burie myself now. 0:34 DON’T LOOK AT ME! 0:34 Oh Shit I am being filmed, HIDE! hey thats a pretty kewl spida Hope you’re bringing a dictionary in the hole with you. why do you even have cocaine? Ohhhhhohohoho no. You don’t try to look tough then say „We are done here“. If you want out, you stop talking to me and crawl back into the hole from whence you came. I also like how you’re not using abbreviations like „you’re* and „we’re“ anymore because you know you will screw it up and get laughed at more. that dosnt look like cocaine Ohh if I were a spider why wouldn’t he? How did I get here? lol Anyways, I lol’d at 0:34! best moment <3333 0:47 big ol‘ spider me heart cocaine spider NOPE! Antonio Montana! :D:D:D It’s not, I think she’s a spider who is hiding herself in sand waiting for prey. But this one in a particular way 🙂 cool spider i love spiders Thats….kinda cute…. first its like whats this? (nom nom) OMG! OMG! At end AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA yes…. (covers self) call that motherfucker charlie LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL aww that’s so cute kill it Kill iT WHITH AN AX 0:35 oh sweet nectar of god! Nuke it he burrys him self in it lmao :3 Is that actually cocaine? but do we know if thats really cocaine tho? who cares if its not cocaine, its hysterical fuck that i’d drop a grenade in that tank and run Thats alot of cocaine It’s probably a burrowing spider and just wanted to hide from the ass with a camera, it’s fine 😛 I do C-c-c-cocaine! A K-K-K-K-YEEEEEEEEAAAAAH I have a terrible case of arachnophobia, but this video was still funny as hell! Not the way Schwarzenegger says it. A cave spider Lol, oh yeah, you’re right. COCAINUM where the hell did you get this? Just white sand I don’t do this stuff but since I have been on You Tube, this is hands down THE funniest video I have ever seen. I almost fell off my chair laughing so hard. Would it be a better world if we were all coke heads? All of these ferocious animals would do all day is sniff, eat, etc, cocaine and be as innocent as a new born kitten. Ha, Ha, Ha! LMAO Now….wonder where this guy got cocaine, XD i wonder if this is Scarface re encarnated…lol Dr. Rockso? i laughed at 0:33 =)) It looks like the spider is trying to burrow into the cloth. Haha I know sorry for being a killjoy 😉 These noobs don’t know what Metalokalypse is. This is so uncomfortable. Q.Q I think that is the first spider that ever made me say „awww so cute“ lol tahaha at first i was like „0_o EWWW THATS SPIDER IS GROSSS!“ then when it started doing funny shit i was like „tahaha that spider is cute :P“ lol lol i know right 0:33 OH MY GOD I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOOOVE IT!!! 0_O spider: What is this white stuff? *takes some cocaine* „whoa maaaan everything so sloooow, my god, gotta get mah self some moreee“ *Buries whole face in Cocaine* *Week later* Doctor: „I am afraid, your spider is a drug addict“ Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 0:33 I LOVE IT, YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!! I’m pretty sure this video is fake and that spider is burrowing in sand. SUGAR lol she killed himself and the end:( NURH 0:33 i fucking love cocaine! this is exactly what i would do is that real cocaine? is your question real? 0:34 – 0:42 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XD on the crazy side of youtube again lol I love it so much I bury myself in it! Love it XD maybe you should mine your own buisness mcdonalds boy. Best title to a youtube video EVER You would be arrested if that was actually cocaine It’s probably sugar this creeped me the fuck out. It informs: “ Im hungry, give me some snack, bitch.“ Did you really not read anything I said, or are you just stupid? You’re on a PUBLIC FORUM. Things you post on PUBLIC forums are PUBLIC. Do you understand what PUBLIC means, or do you want me to look it up for you? Part two: spider loves extasy! XD I want one O_O spider love ganja I occasionally enjoy cocaine. now u2 go and snort some delicious cocaine together i dont care fucking idiot.i may be talking in a public form but i im replying to someone else doesnt mean you should comment to. 0:34 Get ready to laugh! 😀 forever alone Yet, it doesn’t mean that I shouldn’t. And there’s not a single thing you can do about it, except keep crying to me 😀 This is the only way in hell a spider can be cute Well, it’s not that I mean to exaggerate the value of a spider’s well being in particular. I generally regard all life as precious and not something to be tampered with. It’s a useless personal philosophy in a violent society, but I wasn’t expecting to get much attention. Thank you for your input though. wtf wrong in your mind? smoke… cocain? eat it man what is wrong with you ;D You know you can smoke cocaine and get high right? I think it’s sand. lol. That’d be a lot of cocaine. Maybe 5 kilos Don’t worry, it’s just substrate sand (: Woops, somebody already let you know, hah, sorry (; C-Claude…? abuse funnnnny funnnny omg funnnnnnny thank you will look them up:D normally i hate spiders, but i find this adorable.. not coke. humans have died from less coke so im sure a spider would have OD’d. Im to mature to cry to someone like you,atleast i dont have a picture of a happy meal as my profile pic -_- getta life. me too. What, I don’t have a life? How could you, some 16 year old kid who’s never met me, know what kind of life I lead? Do I not have a life because I’m thoroughly enjoying watching you piss yourself over nothing? If that’s it, then you can’t speak- You’re here too. Or maybe my profile picture? If you think that a logo from an anti-fast food campaign means that I have no life, then mate, you don’t understand people, and should go back to playing your cute video games all day. You, sir, are a tool. Seriously. You’re that one kid on the playground who got into an argument with another kid, and couldn’t accept when he lost. And when another kid comes up to prove you’re wrong, you start arguing with him too. And when you lose THAT argument, you bring up the „I WASN’T TALKING TO YOU“ argument. Which, come to think of it, isn’t really an argument so much as it is a way let every other kid on the playground know that you should be pushed headfirst down the slide. Trust me, they all want to. she died ? ^^ yoooooou caaaaaaaaaaaaant seeeeeeeeeee meeeeeeeeeee So many spiders lost to drug abuse but not this 1 LOL actually i never heard of that xD did you ever tried this? Cocaine’s a hell of a drug Of course i have, look it up you’ll find it 0:34 GIMME GIMME GIMME NOMNOMNOM Well, I do appreciate you replying and saying that it was just sand. I couldn’t tell if the first person who said it was being serious or sarcastic. ^^; I was feeling oddly hypersensitive the day I commented, and if it was any other day of the week, I probably would have hit the back button without a word. I just remember asking a friend, „Do they really do stuff like that on YouTube?“, and she said ‚Yeah, all the time.‘ So I presumed that that was the case… thanks for putting my mind at ease. A couple other people have told me that as well. And a half hour after I originally commented, it did come off as strange to me how someone had that much cocaine in their possession and would be flaunting it on YouTube. ^^; Thank you for the time you took to reply though. The only thing that would put my mind more at ease would be if the person who submitted the video took the time to explain that it was sand and not cocaine… is this real.? If you read the title right, it’s a new type of coke! Spider Love Cocaine. Oh, you’re not one of those fags who say „YOLO“ or „SWAG“? Well you are one of those fags who say „Fuck off“ and „Mad?“. Fucking loser hahaha. Says the guy with „Gaming“ in his name. lol spider bries its self. opps forgot the butt xD Ohhhh you got me! You pointed out something obvious that I really do not care about! Say… isn’t that how this all started? You know what they say about doing the same thing over and over? It’s the definition of a psychopath. Fucking sociopath creep. You’re one of those „I’m so tough“ kids on the internet who is either a punk as teenager or a fat loser. Step down, bro. You’re embarrassing yourself. By the way, this „gaming“ guy is making you mad. What are you going to do about it? Fucking creepy sociopath loser. Get a life. Oh, you’re 14? BAHAHAHA way to puff up your chest when you’re a puny-ass teenager. You just made minecraft vlogs or some shit. Don’t 12 year olds play that game? Oh, you’re only 2 years older than a 12 year old. HAHAHA lol says the guy „gaming“ in his name, YOU my friend are a big GAY starfish 0:41 I’mma chill here. This is just adorable. end of story. If it fits i sit dubstep dance? 0:40 the spiders like i love cocaine I love how it just buried itself… By the way, this „gaming“ guy is making you mad. What are you going to do about it? @SacratusGaming shutup asshole @SacratusGaming will you just shutup you look like a moron Fucking faggot Lol CAN YOU SAY CGI I’m going spray my house immediately. i think its kind of cute mother nature sure is a bitch the way this spider moves makes me shudder The all new Tony Montana. 🙂 Aww you fucking cockaroach LOL Charlie Sheen’s spider. Please check-out the video entitled „Danked Out“ by 4 Tha Truth on Youtube.com. Like & Share — Thanks, in advance! Laughed so fucking hard when it started dumping it on its head LOL 0:33 That spider didn’t look real but if my calculations are right that was a cave spider. Lol nerdy talk 0:34 Fuck my life i’m gonna bury myself alive now…. I was just thinking earlier, how fucking obnoxious it is to see something recited from Family Guy so often on Youtube. 0.33 i fucking love this shit !!! 😀 from 0:33 „I FUCKING LOVE COCAAAAINE *sratchscratchscratch*“ spiders mostly creep me out. but this is freaking adoreable This is probably the only time in my entire life that I would find a spider cute. what the fuck Santa Nigga What Are You Doing, Shoot That Mothafucka pimps. cocaine is priced higher than gold per ounce Cutest spider ever its cute That spider. He is your boss. He is the leader of the free world. FAAAAKKKKEE!! There is no way my spider could be this CUTE! ~The Fakkuza EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW I have no fucking idea how i got here i hate spiders so fucking much they are just sooo disgusting ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww im gonna have nightmares now camouflage? close enough Wtf?!?! Is this a real spider? 😮 I could say the same about you. You’re nowhere near it. smoke weed every day bro but not cocanie smoke weed every day bro but not cocanie wejmfonneirjfejrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrf -.o look in the mirror look in the mirror yes you are yes you are Hey guys i found out how to get free itunes giftcards and xbox live microsoft points and other things Just go to to the appstore on an IPod, iphone, and android device. Download an app called „App Trailers“ Then enter „chilipepper“ as your bonus code. Then you can enter more bonus codes for more points. Hey guys i found out how to get free itunes giftcards and xbox live microsoft points and other things Just go to to the appstore on an IPod, iphone, and android device. Download an app called „App Trailers“ Then enter „chilipepper“ as your bonus code. Then you can enter more bonus codes for more points. I’m more of a snake person xD I’m more of a snake person xD LMAO! ten pająk ma taki ludzki odruch… ten pająk ma taki ludzki odruch… i shall remain here until the big guys are gone! i shall remain here until the big guys are gone! why did you put coke in the tank ?_? why did you put coke in the tank ?_? XD when he buried himself in the coke. That’s something Charlie Sheen would do. XD when he buried himself in the coke. That’s something Charlie Sheen would do. That’s a hell load of coke. That’s a hell load of coke. I dont think thats really coke lol I dont think thats really coke lol ima do that like waste alot of money on a spider and like a pound of coke which would b like 500 or more thatll b dope @superkilleremo a pound of coke for 500?? where at?! lol an ounce of coke is 800 out there.. its sand and that’s how they survive in the wild….its smart, prey wont see them, so they have a trap and a shelter that keeps them hidden from predators Lmfao i know right A lot of beaches have white sand Did the spider dieded? I hate spiders 100%!!! But this one was just to cute, and thats one massive devils claw next to it, or is the spider just really small?! that doesnt look like cocaine as much as i hate spiders, i find this hilarious Charlie Sheen is an ANIMAGUS!! this actually seems cruel, in this dose for a small animal, it would be having a heart attack Cocainum. Is that sugar? XD LOL spider covered it self in it LOLLOLOLOLOL ROFL why do u even have that failllll!!! Spiders don’t have hearts -.- You Sir, Are Stupid… HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAAHHAHA, I love at 00:35 where it burrys it self:P no its a cave spider they do that its just white sand No its a cave spider fuckin hilarious, specially the last part lol 0:33 I LIKE hahha YOU CANTS FIND MMEHHH Like anyone would waste that much cocaine on a spider lol… Duh its sand Ewwww aggh, How did I end up here? All I wanted to do was watch some cute kitty videos 🙁 Holy flip shit! What’s species of spider is that Me gusta *Omnomnomnomnom* *Crawl* *Omnomnomnomnom* *Crawl* Damn xO who knew animals like cocaine One thing bothers me though… What the hell are you doing with all this? So, why do you have cocaine again..? Sicarius terrosus Chi Chi, get the yayo. Charlie sheen spider. *sand Thanks, i have certain thing for venomous spiders Long living spiders in the world? Without tarantulas i assume? Archnid Arachnid* You little smartass It’s not cocain its substrate Y u ask then… I asked what species apparently it’s a Sicarius terrosus tony montana with 8 legs He got fucked up at 0:40 >.< XDXDXDXDXDXDXXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD oh, so you answered your own question?, smartass… why you want some? Read my other comments before you say anything. sugar How did i get here from nyan cat?? lol description weight loss with a video involving cocaine. im not stupid i know its not cocaine *facepalm* I bet this spider is going to invite more spiders to join… Well later the way he digs into the sand is so cute Cool story bro. its suffocated and died КОКАИНУМ 0:34 -> LOL! thats scary and funny lol So that’s how you lose 100 lbs in 3 Months Alrighty then….. Kill the damn thing! I hate spider sooooooooooooooooooo much! That spider must be so bored. Ahah. SNOW SNOW SNOW SNOW REVERSE SNOW ANGEL 0:35 Thats alot of coke lemme go party wit dat spider hahahaha I guess Tony Montana passed away and reincarnated to this bad ass spider. Me: *sees spider* Me: AHHHH KILL IT KILL IT!!! Spider: i just want coke 🙁 what kind of spider is this? i need to know so i know how to kill it. ;_; That’s mah boy…. XDSXDXDXDXDXXXDXDXDX I FUCKING LOVE COCAINE! i like how it wiggles its body into the little pit in order to get closer to the ground ever heard of sugar? YA RLY No, tell me more. I do say. Figure what out? LOL original…. if thats really coke,im callin 5-O You know normally spiders freak me the fuck out. But the way this guy digs his little hole just makes me go D’awwwwww. So cuuute! this is so cruel. …what does that even mean? I can’t read Youtube? how is this even scary you pussy T_T I know you got that shit from family guy and you wanted thumbs up but this ain’t scary it’s funny and i had LOL’d so hard from this. It’s more like „dam nature you funny :D…………..sometimes D:“ #TROLLINGTOPCOMENTFAIL NARC eww 0:18 is fucking stoned !!! I was watching Gabriel Iglacias… Wtf happened… it’s trying to camouflage itself by burring it in the ground but it is not working because it is white sand. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA i can’t… i can’t feel my face. How the fuck did I get here? tell me you named that thing scarface!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hes using his windshield wipers @ :35 !!! lol say hello to my little friend on the werid part of youtube That spider scares me! u fuckin kiddin? if this was real cocaine it would be worth over 7million dollars FAKE OMG when he put it all over his head. Soooooooo funny. This is probably the most disturbing video I have ever seen in my life. And I’m showing it to everyone. Im a spider too then 🙂 fake. 0:34 There is no fucking drummer better than Neil Peart *Facepalm* Since when are spiders insects? lmao, what a dumbass… thinkin’ hes gonna surprise some food; sorry buddy i don’t see any food around :p It’s real. Kommentare sind geschlossen.