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Don’t Mess With The Praying Mantis

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  1. What kind of a freaky deaky freak do you have to be to be totally cool with holding that fucking creature?!

    Seriously you’d probably be best buds with a Xenomorph at this point…

  2. Mantis: What the fuck did you just poke me you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

  3. I’m pretty sure the average american knows the difference between it’s and its. See I can be a grammar Nazi to. Naw i’m playing xD lol

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