Bad Games Review – The Town With No Name 25. August 2011 Via badgameslolretroreviewwtfShare ThisTweetTeilenPlus oneTeilenEmail Frühere Beiträge Top 21 Frisbee Trick Shots http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35lURrrEQrU Via Get BrodieSmith21s Frisbee: : Twitter: Because of you guys watching and sharing my… North Korea Is Training A Toddler Band Of Mariachis http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQnfj3FPurI Via Drunk Guy Trying to Walk Uphill http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Yg7KL4v1w0 Via Dieser Beitrag hat 76 Kommentare Damn, The CD-I didn’t deserve existing. looks like this was made in 1990 What the hell was happening in the middle room? Red Dead Redemption for the CD-ROM looks awesome. You guys are like MST3K, I love you. <3 This has to be the funniest Retsupurae ever. Hur Hur Hur! Dem ol‘ games iz not as gud as der games we dun got nowadayz Is that… Tobias Fünke? That Irish accent is harder to understand than an actual Irish accent. Just incase anyone doubts what format this is on, this game is off the Commodore Amiga CDTV (Not the CD-i) anyone else notice the toilet paper on the outside of the out house? Omg you guys are fucking awesome, im laughing so fucking hard 😀 Gameplay experience may change during on-line play. Hey, are one of you guys a diabetic? I heard an insulin pump alarm in the background at about 7:54 or so. Red Dead Redemption: The Cardboard Expansion Ironclaw just finished the FULL VERSION of this game…painfully uploaded by cubex55. Looks like it’s time to ‚purae For a Few Dollars More (We Could’ve Made A Game)! Omg this is so funny @itzDrufus Hmmm… Well one of their usernames is Diabetus so… Nah can’t be it. @SirPainsalot Heh. I wouldn’t know, just found their channel today. On another video you can actually understand what „Old Timer“ says at the beginning, a very distorted „Do you know where you are, sonny?“, but here the audio cuts out at „sonny“. sooo they’re making fun of something that is making fun of itself? That’s really cool, Jim! I found this site called neobux (dot) com that said it would give me money for free, but it was a total rip off! I then went to BIGBUX (dot) com and was making 10 dollars a week just by clicking links, wow! 13:16 that reminds me of the trollface this was so bad i couldn’t even wach the first five minutes What I don’t know is if there was an actual 3D engine here or if it was just a shitton of work on MS Paint to make the illusion. @SMRPGFAN101 yeah because we need more weegee shit… NO I miss taking the piss out of bad LP’ers :/ @ophios I was actually thinking of something entirely different. I’m not a huge fan of weegee either, but I think that it would be a cool idea if when a character dies in a youtube poop it shows the clip of Retarded Abraham Lincoln as a homage to this crappy game. Rise Of The Dragon – Sleep for 2 days straight The Town With No Name – Have sex for 8 days straight Winner: The Town With No Name The tutorial was done by Necroscope. @85879 I hope you mean the game was so bad. Also, based off of your name I’m guessing you’re a robot. This is what happens when you try to make a game after having a full frontal lobotomy. I… I don’t think I can manage to watch part 2. It was just so painful. @ILIKECEREALX You have a giant penis for a face LOLOOOOOOLOLOL even sexier then sexy hiking? „We don’t have enough intelligence to legally exist“ becomes „Enough intelligence to lick lick suck“ when you use transcribe audio. „I don’t know John Wayne with a stroke.“ xD It’s 2:20 AM. I’m about to go to sleep and I am legitimately scared of what my dreams might look like now, nevermind the fact that I am definitely already scarred for life now. the Abridged game….. i just jizzed a little This game sucks major a- The bartender’s accent is a strange mix of Antrim and Minnesota… Every time I tried to stop laughing it would just get worse and worse and then Lincoln. I can’t breathe. This is one of the first videos to actually have me laughing out loud when there’s no one else around in a long time. @octopound im not a robot bro 🙂 and yes, duh What game was this rendered in? Google Sketchup? …Nah, too advanced. Diabetus makes a joke that there’s an ace in the DLC version of the card game. If you watch the longplay of the full version, you play a game of Chase The Ace with Wildcard McVee… please tell me someone didn’t actually put a price tag onto this game…please tell me this was just something some group put together on the weekend for shits and giggles… „The game with no budget“ Best RP ever. I couldn’t stop laughing. What was this game rendered in? Google Sketchup? Nah, that’s too advanced. The Quain really likes to go aroind. The bartender sounds more like a slow Newfoundlander than an Irishman in my opinion. Has anyone ever noticed how bad a video game is is directly correlated with how prideful the devs are of it? MEANWHOILE… Before Bart The General, there was The Town With No Name. this was my first retsupurae video, and everytime i watch it, it gets funnier. What’s a quine? I thought the tittle already told us the game. „wow, we’re fucking a whore.“ by far the best retsupurae quote, ever. The graphics on the original Oregon Trail were better, and I played that on a computer that only had had black and green for colors. Oh my god I died when he caught the beer and the music changed! I can’t believe there are games this bad that exist. I was cracking up from the retarded Abraham Lincoln. XD Love you guys~! you are the best person ever. I think the whore is the main singer of Caravan Palace. F*cking tumblr… The thing that pisses me off the most about this game is that it goes for the humor route because it knows it’s terrible. But, I get the feeling, especially at the beginning, they were going for something serious, and halfway through realized it was terrible, and decided that instead of actually fixing it, they said look it’s retarded, so it’s funny. Imagine if the guys who made Backwater Gospel remade this game… I would suspect that the Preacher here might partially resemble the one from Backwater Gospel. Maybe the Blacksmith would have a harmonica that would play the theme of that Undertaker… Athelstan was apparently the name of an Anglo Saxon King and hero. Little did this man know that his name would be placed in such a piss poor game such as this. The King must be rolling around in his grave. holy shit that’s exactly what i thought when i heard that voice. „you’re characterizers that means i don’t have to pay you“ lol 3 card monte was actually really common back then Slowbeef. Town with no name? More like town with no game *da dum tisk* Aaaaaand 100 yen isn’t a lot of money. I had to stop the video for minutes after retard Abraham Lincoln. That was just too much for me. I always come back to this one. Truly a Retsupurae classic. Welcome to Braindead City! Population no one cuz we don’t have enough intelligence to legally exist! … WHUHOH Kommentare sind geschlossen.