Dumb Family Gets Lost in Corn Maze, Calls 911 13. Oktober 2011 Via corndumbmazewtfShare ThisTweetTeilenPlus oneTeilenEmail Frühere Beiträge Renata Salecl – The Paradox of Choice http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4_HGRjJs9A Via Hang Drum http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjIW_lByX2Y Via Pimpulsiv feat. DNP, Sudden & Dana – Wohnwagensiedlung http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqP1_IcjW-s Via Dieser Beitrag hat 136 Kommentare 25 feet away from the exit haha @IDiggSocialMedia „What an a-MAZE-ing story“ – fucking hilarious. It’s a corn maze. Not a STONE LABYRINTH. If you can’t find your way out, you make your way out by going through the corn stalks. These people are losers. Number 1: why the fuck would you have your 3 week old baby out there in the first place? Stupid. They should’ve listened to Admiral Ackbar… This reminds me of a twist ending by M. Night Shyamalan. 25 feet from the exit and shit. pathetic. These comments are corny, but I guess you could say I have an ear for bad jokes. So much derp here… It’s a corn field, just run through the corn, nothing is forcing you to follow the trails lol Stupid family taking a 3 week old baby to such a thing. So embarrassing and so dumb! But there probably is a good ending to this: I bet this corn maze getting free publicity like this boosts the amount of people showing up this year. @HoodCoderMan Glad you liked the pun! I love how intense the 911 operator is : „You’re going to be OK all right ?! YOU’RE WELCOME !“ What’s really scary is that this woman can drive, vote and have a job outside of the family home. ;p she could just see it on google earth first, print the map and learn how to find her way home , yes it’s cheating but it’s much better than acting like a fool in front of her children! So the police dog went in to find them and show them the way out, it would have taken them 2 minutes if the police officer hadn’t kept tugging the dog the wrong way. 1:18 why do reporters talk fake like this? I’m starting my own country.. Musta been that GMO Corn…. Check out Marini Farms Corn Maze 911 Parody cornmazeblog … they do realize that CORN does not represent an impenetrable barrier, right? Like, it’s made of large, evenly spaced GRASS?! That you can walk between? I’m guessing she was from the city. and she brought a THREE-WEEK-OLD BABY to a corn maze because…? bet you 5 dollars they’ll sue this is scary, are this people that dumb? @CollectiveCheckup those of us in the broadcast industry refer to this as „puking“. Pukers are made fun of constantly. I dont know whats more worring, that they had kids with them or that they had kids at all? @VinceP1974 LMAO Great comment man The worst part is that they BREED and they are amoung us. I SHOULDN’T“T BE BREATHING THE SAME AIR WITH THESE GUYS. miss south carolina is back & she needs a map.. What’s sad is that these people already reproduced and passed their stupid gene to the next generation. Stupis ass never should have left her kitchen Its corn not a wall …..some times ya feel like a nut sometimes ya dont Hope that song is stuck in ur head now OH…..MY….GOD…….WTF Dumb ass people. Whats next, calling 911 because they got lost in their local market? LMAO. The kids parents would be the first to go in a horror movie. They probably are just faking emotional trauma ect. for a big fat paycheck when they sue. The way the system works they’ll probably get it too. @SparklyDeath Sir…you are smart. That’s more than likely. I remember working in a bowling alley and a family asking me for ball sizes. I told them the numbers they should use and they used smaller ones just to get cut and then sue the bowling alley. People are pathetic…and rather dumb. Hello, police? I’d like to file a missing persons report. I CAN’T FIND WALDO!!! what a stupid ass bitch cunt…..they should have banged her in the ass with some of that corn @jonnyrollins Of course…:) In a labyrinth, always put the right or left hand along the wall or corn & follow it, it will be longer but you will go out then Names withheld to protected the innocent children from their stupid parents. Mazola corn goodness. call 9/11 when you get a hangnail too Relax people if it was that bad the cops wouldn’t have showed up…the women had children with her what do you expect from taxatuchet What a dumb ass, now think about her circumstance, she’s a dimwit and what’s the next generation of off springs going to be like? OMG, What an idiot, you can peel the corn away and walk through the stocks if you want to say screw it. Oh Jesus is this why you all voted for the current governor? Bite your lip and grin, the future looks grim. they forgot there way home after leaving the corn maze to, and still driving in circles in the park in lot. *facepalm* That must have been impenetrable corn. no wonder cops beats people lol, white people! first world problems! only in America! too bad there wasn’t a McDonald’s near by, if so, she could’ve followed the glowing arch sign! Thats why it has the word „MAZE“ in it @neocon70 Fuck you. Where’s the ubiquitous Starbucks signboard when you need one? They should have left them in there. It would be a culling of the species. Nitwits. She was scared Inky, Blinky, Pinky and Sue were gonna get em! That is why you shouldn’t smoke pot in public. the Amazing Maize Maze. …and seriously, does everyone from Massachusetts have to work in the phrase „pahking lot“ every time they speak? i went through a corn maze once. it was for a field trip and i was supposed to lead. due to my crappy sense of direction we found checkpoint 11 and 12 before we found 6 and 7. we came out first but at the wrong exit XD we still ended up winning though 🙂 @neocon70 um its an M not an arch XD There should be minimum IQ warnings posted at the entrance! defeated by corn…how embarrassing so, what if the phone battery was dead? They should add a sign at the entrance of the maze “ An IQ of atleast 50 is required to enter this maze“, I read they story, it said they could see the lights of the building at the edge of the maze….. yet these idiots lacked the intelligence to walk down a row of corn toward the lights. I say leave them there as fertilizer for next years corn maze. I’ve never met anyone that gave up on a maze. EPIC FAIL. they had to be smoking sweet lady mj Never mind the fact that these people are morons, we have to put a stop to that accent being passed on to future generations. I have to chalk it up to post-partum whatever…she did say she was in this maze with a 3 week old baby. oh, wait, that;s stupidity too… @weldean46 lmfao just picturing that is hilarious. Some of the stupidest motherfuckers on this planet. They’re so fucking lazy they can’t just find a way out of the goddamn maze. So weak, they cry real-life tears like bitches about being made to walk. And then there’s the fact that these dumb fucks actually took a 3-week-old baby in there… What the fuck is wrong with these people? Oh, and the fact that these people actually made a website about it called CivilWarCornMaze… Corn mazes = SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS, huh? Fucking weak gimps. Idiots of the corn, 7 acres isn’t even big. Not too bright. Not too bright at all. if only a combine harvester had run amok that night. Worst accent on the planet. I hate massholes. Nightmare for 1 family, and a huge laugh for the rest of us. @VodkaKnight wouldnt be finny if it was yourself @hoosierhiver it is if your in it and cant find your way out its not like they had a birds eye view to see the exit @MissAwesomeness003 some people on here are calling them morons but when you have little ones with you you would worry its not like having a birds eye view to see your way out there out of order and shudnt sware on here @5149caper mazes are not meant to be easy to get out of a persons IQ as nothing to do with it @city28labyrinth more panic @city28labyrinth they should give them maps This is funny. These ppl are idiots and don’t need to leave the house. This is also why I carry a chainsaw to every corn maze I go to. j/k… Hearing this story makes me wanna go through that maze. It must be pretty exciting if someone actually had to get rescued from it. They should have gotten everyone else out and napalmed the whole field. Why there should be a course to pass and a license to breed. @ajs3939 It was you wasn’t it? couldn’t they have pushed their way straight through the maze until they exited one side? Surprised the family didnt try to eat their way out of the problem. 😉 The story fails to mention that both parents had been rescued once before.. when they got trapped in a paper bag. @baccaruda1970 Lol lol what a bunch of morons stewpid mutharfuckars only in america. a nation of dumbasses. @SoSoRandom123 I’m American, and I whole-heartedly agree. They should pay for the cops for going out there. or what they could have done is just walk THROUGH the corn maze and would have been free idiots THUMPS UP IF YOU HEARD ABOUT THIS ON HEIDI & FRANK SHOW!! @moo024 NOT WITH A BABY LOL THE CORN WOLVES WOULD GET HIM Watch out for the children of the corn! Wow… A corn field? They could’ve just walked through it. Geez. Or just stay to one side and keep walking will always get you out of a maze. “ it’s really dakk..“ You people have no heart, do you know how terrifying it is to be stuck in a corn maze? Its like pans labyrinth, except with corn. @moo024 That’s cheating. if you always follow the right side of the maze, you will eventually come to the exit haha idiots, they obviously called more than once too. umm…. it’s corn right? why didn’t they just walk through it? only stupid people are breeeeeddinngggggg Got to Love 911 this is funny awesome so if i cant open my bottle i cn call 911 to then? such crap they panic for no reason its freakin corn just keep walking 1 way and sooner or later youre out of it what is the worse that can happen some corn in your pants? well save it thn you can make some popcorn at home 😉 MAKE IT A MOVIE!!! Children Of The Cornfield… I would be scared to.. 😀 *facepalm* listen to the chicks voice…jersey. Just because you can walk through it doesnt mean you know where to go. true. but any straightish line would eventually get you out Why not walk straight forward with no turns? You will eventually end up at the sides where you can get yourself out :/ I mean it’s a freaking corn field, not a brick wall… @needbettername7 LMFAO Wow 25 feet? bs your an idiot what stupidity…complete stupidity! unbelievable. I weep for humnity…epic fail. im inclined to go and think what humanity has come to at this point. Stupid comment of the year. Vote #1 Children of the corn… not cornfield…. I’d do the same !! XD yep agreed Dumb asses Lol i just always go to the right and i get out I mean, really? pfft, really? I got lost in a corn field once and I was in a completely different state then where I lived and I managed to get out fine. I was probably 15 at the time. xD break news: Derka Derrrr family lost in a corn maze whaaaaa? how could you do that? Are you a wizard? Kommentare sind geschlossen.