Tenga Flip Hole – PV 1. September 2009 Via flipShare ThisTweetTeilenPlus oneTeilenEmail Frühere Beiträge Quantum Levitation http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ws6AAhTw7RA Via Live Webcast Fail http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=et_MmlTxMXA Via Wickert, Schäuble und der Rotwein http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l592E-vJe7E Via Dieser Beitrag hat 100 Kommentare ALL HAIL THE END ORB Can you imagine how many times the voice guy laughed when he did this commercial? Sounds a bit like a video game, you have to get through three gates to get to the END ORB. Everyone’s making fun of it, but I’m sure you neckbearded weirdos are all sectretly thinking about trying it. @CNEWHA3 and telling scientists while they are masturbating how it feels on a 1- 10 basis and such @SomethingAwfulTV for some reason it looks like what the inside should feel like of a vagina….but I don’t know those japanese have been doing weird things! @J0NW31R hahaha merci! How many points do i get for defeating the END ORB? Do i unlock any achievements? Thank you once again Japan,ill take ten of them. im not going to lie but that looks painful as fuck to stick my cock in….. whose penis has the diameter of a pencil to fit in this thing? Wait, is Al Gore the voice over on this one? holy crap, is that james woods? We recommend using HAND soap. Is that a subtle masturbation jab? Hahahahah!!! sounds like james woods Why so much sperg, goons? Why so aggressive all of a sudden? Sounds like he’s selling a car or something. When he said „360“ I thought 360 N pressure, oh no. There’s also one thing – this is a little too professional – I also thought about Molex connectors, and for those who have ordered parts for PCB – they usually have a number of mating cycles before failure. I waited to hear – „unique technology allows to extend mean time to failure, robust and low-power solution to specific masturbation needs, call you local representative to get an estimate and a live demonstration at your office“. Once again, it’s a little too professional. does it come in extra large?.. For some reason this video cracks me the fuck up. At the end of your epic journey the legendary END ORB is waiting, prepared to grand 360 degree stimulation!! I’ve already got something that super-charges my masturbation experience. It’s called Justin Beiber locked in my basement. Chicks exist only for the purpose of holding this thing while I fuck it @wblstudios lmao @KaiManga12 LOL! totally needs a Super Bowl commercial I NEED THIS SHIT HOLY FUCK what! it can only be used 50 times. oh well @tylenator552 that’s just what they reccomend, albeit it’s very possible to go over that. Same as how people reuse the disposable tenga lol. I hope the voiceover for this made a killing for keeping a straight face through the entire video. if this is what a real punani feels like then i think im gonna be single for the rest of my life. Oh god, this entire video… @aznseraph145 like you can’t buy prostitutes or anything, moron. @TreesOfBaylor vaginas have about the same diameter. It’s possible through a magical and mythical process called STRETCHING. @DrShaym so a man who uses a sex toy designed to stick your dick inside is a weird neckbeard but women can use dildos without being judged? Wow nice logic, jackass. It’s really like I’m playing a video game. I am going to get to that end orb, even if my protagonist isn’t strong enough yet. @junkietomato You’re a neckbearded weirdo. @DominicanB8T shut the fuck up nigger faggot. LOLLLLLLLLLLL @DrShaym I don’t use masturbatory devices, so I’m not a neckbearded weirdo by your judgement. Also I have my beard on the front not in my neck. HAH! Am I the only one that is astounded that someone thought it was a good idea to pour thousands of dollars in CGI to make this shit? imagine being a product tester. best. job. ever. iPod of masturbation! I think Apple making stupid things! Future belong to TENGA :)) if i got this thing I don’t think i would ever want to clean it after I finish. i would just leave it there and it would get gross. call me when they come up with a self cleaning version. I don’t think it’s possible for me to listen to the phrase „The next step in the future of masturbation“ without bursting into laughter. so classy. Holy shit. fap-fap-fap The birth of Tengaflihoooole.. 50 uses? i have used them already while watching this What a business friendly commercial. Is this for an ipod or a hair dryer? Its really a trap. Once inserted the sides lock your penis into place. The knives then proceed to shred your penis as the end orb shoots out a string of fire to cremate it…what a great product i simply must have it! The man says i should! lmao omg light years a HEAD of the compition! Damn its like a game and every set of ridges/textures is a level!! i dont think i will every reach the last level though -_- pron infomercial…….. payoff = acceptable i live in japan and got the blowjob one. it was intense except it was a bitch to clean… It’s the Cadillac of masturbatory aids. LMAO FUNNIEST COMMERCIAL EVER LOL After 50 uses it starts feeling like a fleshlight, and to japanese engineers, this is unacceptable. Soooo this is for your finger? LOOL It’ll supercharge your masturbation experience. help my penis is stuck sticking your penis into this must be like attack on the Deathstar in Star Wars IV „Red leader, standing by!“ It’s like a Select Comfort bed for your junk. I-I don’t understand how this can be used by women. >///< Just for 4 minutes and 23 seconds, I wished I had a dick. I guess it’s because I’m a girl, but I don’t think this is worth 72 dollars. 2:43 DONG VISION~ Lol Imagine buying this and not being able to reach the end orb.. Lol Imagine buying this and not being able to reach the end orb.. @blacktigre LOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOL Why does the end orb have 360 degrees of stimulation? Because you ejaculate 360 degrees and walk away. @AshenPhoenix It’s easy, insert your penis in that and voilà!. >Insert your penis >Women Wait… what? what is this… …i don’t even …The end orb looks like a piranha plant. Don’t use this without a Fire Flower. HOLE LOTION I got wood….JAMES Woods @MissReige If it had hundreds of uses, then maybe. But 50 uses seems a bit too limited. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day. I don’t think it’s possible to hear, Tenga uses cutting edge technology in a new way! without cringing uncomfortably. since we’ve allready established it’s for masturbation. I got the end orb achievement after poking the end orb 5 times while I opened it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! When did jerking off become tantamount to launching a satellite into space. I hope it doesn’t cost more than a hooker 😮 You can only use it 50 times? Pff, that will only last a day. I rather a real pussy. @JonathanBloggs Actually, you can use it up to 100 times, I read in some reviews. But you are right, 2 days = 70$ is a little too expensive ;D This makes me so excited, but when I think about it. I’ll still be a virgin… : | @TheRyowyn you can actually use it more than 1000000 times. @theshadow308 This looks too small Use 50 times?? So I can throw it away after a week or two?? @Shift515 It WAS designed by Asians.. this is no joke.. the best one out there… its amazing!! THE NEXT STEP IN THE FUTURE OF MASTRUBATION! Oh shiiiiiiiiiiit! Sounds like a Space Fighter game ENEMY BATTLESHIP DETECTED: SCAN: TENGA FLIP HOLE Look out for the click orbs. They find holes in your defense Aim for the side ribs, get the armor down. At this point the Wing gate will open, Enter the ship. Look out for Quattro waves, They will disable your on board equipment END ORB DETECTED QUICKLY, DESTROY THE END ORB. *End orb damaged* Get out before it explodes! *Space fighters escape just as it explodes dramatically“ Mission Accomplished! I have no idea how many takes the guy who did the voice over for this took. im pretty sure real vaginas dont have CLICK ORBS and QUATTRO WAVES. anyone who had real sex and used this thing, can you tell me if there’s any difference? or is your dick too engulfed to feel anything @sleipner23 i couldnt stand this comentary… i need an oxygen tank HAHAHAHAHAHHAH ahhaah!! The end orb is awaiting. It will super-charge your masturbation. @bassgodtraining I could probably do it in 1, 2, maybe 3 tops. Then again, i’m fairly emotionless. what the hell. seriously now. WHAT THE HELL!!!! neat *takes picture* Kommentare sind geschlossen.