Funny Southwest Flight Attendant 27. Oktober 2007 Via attendandflightFunnylolShare ThisTweetTeilenPlus oneTeilenEmail Frühere Beiträge Dark Room Sex Game: 2 Player Demo http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRryeImj4pc Via Tetris master (invisible mode!!!) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwC544Z37qo Via Gun Aimed At Clerk’s Head JAMS, Florida – Gun Jams http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prEByFGKAIg Via Dieser Beitrag hat 83 Kommentare -Andrea + Barbra coming to make sure your seatbelt is on, your shoes match your outfit. -Designer oxygen masks will magicly appear from secret hidden compartments above your head. -Sit back, relax. OR lean forward all twisted up. LOL! best flight attendant EVA! @Dnnysldvr09 2000 hahaha I wish my flight crew would do this hahaha I love southwest. This is so awesome! lol lol lol hes silly i like it!!!!! Haha I had this guy on a flight from LAX to Las Vegas. This is too cool I had this guy before he was so funny. awsome!!! this is a great airline. i use to fly this airline 100s of times wen i lived in jax. i just wished they flew to clt That would be 3$ for the oxygen if it is 25 cents per minute! (the 737 only have 12 minutes of oxygen for passenger masks) I had This Guy From ISP-FLL He is Funny! lol, that was hilarious… this would help alot for ppl nervous on flying… the demos that i usually saw was plain and boring… Damn! WestJet is good but they need to do this! this is so funny lol lol omg lol Why are all male flight attendants homos? fairly sure this guy now works for united good just like virgin blue’s cabin crew. except southwests are a little bit funnier! they are both great airlines. are they like this every time? i gotta fly with them LOOOL! „Untrained husband“ :)) love this video Haha awesome! funny but will everyone remember what to do in a ditching, i don’t think so. „Designer Oxygen Mask will magically appear…when that happens, immediately STOP SCREAMING–LET GO OF YOUR NEIGHBOR! “ XD I am flying southwest! =D Always! I wish all pilots were as hilarious >_< hope i git this guy on mah next trip. he made me LOL where’s a terrorist when ya need one? „to check that your shoes match your outfit“ lol . he sounds like Gok Wan Talk about „verbal diarrhea“. Does he really expect people to understand what he is saying when he rushes through the safety procedures using monotonic run-on sentences? Safety procedures must be articulated clearly, as these procedures are designed to save people’s lives. I have flown before so I know the drill, but if this was my first ever flight, I would not have gained any insight into appropriate safety procedures. By allowing this, the airline is being negligent in its duty of care. @alrowe06 …. Not the pilot mate. The flight attendant. Insert a quater for every minute of oxygen haha. Sounds like something „Ryanair“ will start doing soon 🙂 sarcastic gay man…LMAO. Hilarious! LMAO!! Great post! I wish SouthWest Airlines flew to Hawaii. I had the Rapping Flight Attendant David Holmes from LAX to MDW and had a wonderful time. American, United, and Delta did the boring stuff, while SouthWest crews made the most out of the flight. Hope to see SouthWest flying here to Hawaii! @ThomasAUSTRALIA1 that is why they do NOT put out a card about safety procedures i want to be on his flight i ant to be on his flight @ThomasAUSTRALIA1 Dude everyone already knows that stuff. Do you think anyone would do any of that anyway? No, we’d all be freaking out. That’s part of the joke. Everyone knows when you hit that water at 300mph you wont be putting on a life vest ever again. @ohai2u ….. Ha ha ha. Yeah, I guess you are right. @funnydogger Yes most Southwest Flight attendants put their own spin on the safety speech, however FAA requires them to say the speech as it is intended for the first 6 months of their career. But usually you don’t end up with a new flight attendant. I <3 Southwest. I wanna be a flight attendant for them when I graduate @atfatw No, they’re there for your safety. If your flight crashed and there was no flight attendants there. The survival rate for passengers would go wayyy down. Flight Attendants aren’t paid enough for all they put up with. They have to deal with drunk passengers hitting on them, passengers yelling at them because of things that are out of their control, such as delayed flights. Flight Attendants are amazing, It’s my dream to become a flight attendant. @Dllshockk What is the problem if he is gay? It doesn’t have any effect on you. It simply means he is attracted to men. Not a big deal at all. @CTaylorAustin Ha! if there was a plane crash nobody would be there! Is this the real video or the copied one? R U GUYS KIDDING?!! This is a effing Dud/ EPIC FAIL! Funny…….Love it! It would get me to pay attention on it…… I just roll my eyes when they sing their songs or do their jokes or whatever. What I do like is that Southwest is by far the best run and safest airline. LMAO! If you dont like us their are 4 emergency exits lol! —Concorde’s Successor— The Future of Flight…. —See channel for info—. —Concorde’s Successor— The Future of Flight…. —See channel for info—. I didn’t know Kojo worked for Southwest. I want to go on Southwest again just to have this flight attendant. „immediately stop screaming let go of your neighbor!“ looool What did he said when you guys landed? 🙂 Haha, so nice you were able to record this! I flew Southwest from Buffalo to Baltimore recently and had a flight attendant who was just as hilarious. Refering to the pilot as Captain Whatshisname, among similar phrases this your flight attendant did. They’re by far my favorite Airline, just the best serivce and the fares are very good. I’d fly with this airline only to listen to this guy and will find out which airline it is and always fly that airline if I have that option. Hilarious. priceless…lol..i was the copilot on that plane…awesome fligh This is awesome! @TurtleDove38 30 years old and alive during the 30-40’s, eh? Care to share your time machine with us? looooooool….. „Insert a quarter for every minute of oxygen.“ hehehe…. I just booked my flight from MDW to LAX for later this month. Southwest rulez!!!! lol i hope i run into one of these guys when i start at the airlines hah make the day a little more fun southwest……worst airline in the world……unreal the faa allows this shit to fly. Only Pakistan airlines and mesa can claim shittier than this. you get what you pay for. @loverboyl you were the copilot?…..whatver kid, keep dreaming of course lax southwest always flies thur Best safety PA ever. Hope Jay can do it on her next flight, lol „going to check if your shoes match your outfit. LOOOl. Always gets me. Everytime :3 @beergut111 southwest is the number 2 airline in the world for a reason. Every expeinence I have ever had from southwest has beem Awesome @onealhart54 thats cause you ride in the back. being a passenger you dont have all the info. No excuse for running off the end of a runway. at least twice….hmmmmm you get what you pay for. Tickets are cheap because safety is expensive. @beergut111 have you flown for southwest? Safety may not always be a main concern but it sure does occur. Other airlines have had more crashes *uneexplained* . So why hate on southwest @onealhart54 its not just southwest. If it was a delta video id say the same thing. This queen is HYSTERICAL!!!! AHHAHAHAHA LOVE IT I had this guy on a flight to orlando to west plam beach florida…. he was wearing glasses thatlight up and looked like a cat 0.o H e was funny though I love Southwest. Even when the weather SUCKS and we’re like 2 hours late, they’re always good to us. The first time I flew I was 14, and my little sister and I were stuck overnight in Houston during a bad storm with no more flights to Dallas. My mother was gonna make the 3-4 hour drive down, but as soon as conditions improved, they put my sister and I along with 4 others on our own plane. I doubt they sent that plane just for us, but it was nice. Unlimited peanuts. And Sprite after midnight! @CoChatt And I had such a crush on the flight attendant too. They’ve got more than a few cute ones. She kicked off the decade long blonde phase I went through. lol This guy is a riot! 🙂 He should audition for ‚Last Comic Standing‘. imho, He beats all of them, hands down. I don’t even wanna imagine the pitiful, sad lives the 87 people have who voted thumbs-down. I wish everyone could act like this at work, the world would be so much nicer! Funny how you think the worst airline is doing so much better financially that all the others. I LOVE those kind of flight attendants … makes the flights more enjoyable Text transcription: PART 1 Some parts are missing due to the voice’s gabbling We do have seatbelts, they’re not as dangerous as they looks…missing… If you don’t like our service, the flight gets too long, we have 6 emergency exists, 2 front exit doors 2 overwing exits and 2 rear exit door, signs over head and lights on the floor lead to those exits. The seatback pocket – this beautifuly illustrated, multicoloured safety information card,you may notice in that card in case of Text transcription: PART 2 water evacuation we have hidden under each and every seat of this plane an beautiful yellow life vest. Please all remove that vest when you’re told to do so, turn to remove it, pull down the red tab of that container under your seat, open the container, take out the pouch, take out the west, put over your head, already you look beautifully fashionable. However to extend your overweight ram that black strap around it, buckle up it to one sideof an aircraft to inflate 88 person work for united airlines lol 88 people who voted down either works for AA or United and hate their jobs and life. Kommentare sind geschlossen.