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Funny Southwest Flight Attendant


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  1. -Andrea + Barbra coming to make sure your seatbelt is on, your shoes match your outfit.

    -Designer oxygen masks will magicly appear from secret hidden compartments above your head.

    -Sit back, relax. OR lean forward all twisted up.

    LOL! best flight attendant EVA!

  2. Talk about „verbal diarrhea“. Does he really expect people to understand what he is saying when he rushes through the safety procedures using monotonic run-on sentences? Safety procedures must be articulated clearly, as these procedures are designed to save people’s lives. I have flown before so I know the drill, but if this was my first ever flight, I would not have gained any insight into appropriate safety procedures. By allowing this, the airline is being negligent in its duty of care.

  3. LMAO!! Great post! I wish SouthWest Airlines flew to Hawaii. I had the Rapping Flight Attendant David Holmes from LAX to MDW and had a wonderful time. American, United, and Delta did the boring stuff, while SouthWest crews made the most out of the flight. Hope to see SouthWest flying here to Hawaii!

  4. @ThomasAUSTRALIA1 Dude everyone already knows that stuff. Do you think anyone would do any of that anyway? No, we’d all be freaking out. That’s part of the joke. Everyone knows when you hit that water at 300mph you wont be putting on a life vest ever again.

  5. @funnydogger Yes most Southwest Flight attendants put their own spin on the safety speech, however FAA requires them to say the speech as it is intended for the first 6 months of their career. But usually you don’t end up with a new flight attendant. I <3 Southwest. I wanna be a flight attendant for them when I graduate

  6. @atfatw No, they’re there for your safety. If your flight crashed and there was no flight attendants there. The survival rate for passengers would go wayyy down. Flight Attendants aren’t paid enough for all they put up with. They have to deal with drunk passengers hitting on them, passengers yelling at them because of things that are out of their control, such as delayed flights. Flight Attendants are amazing, It’s my dream to become a flight attendant.

  7. Haha, so nice you were able to record this! I flew Southwest from Buffalo to Baltimore recently and had a flight attendant who was just as hilarious. Refering to the pilot as Captain Whatshisname, among similar phrases this your flight attendant did. They’re by far my favorite Airline, just the best serivce and the fares are very good.

  8. I’d fly with this airline only to listen to this guy and will find out which airline it is and always fly that airline if I have that option. Hilarious.

  9. @onealhart54 thats cause you ride in the back. being a passenger you dont have all the info. No excuse for running off the end of a runway. at least twice….hmmmmm

    you get what you pay for. Tickets are cheap because safety is expensive.

  10. @beergut111 have you flown for southwest? Safety may not always be a main concern but it sure does occur. Other airlines have had more crashes *uneexplained* . So why hate on southwest

  11. I love Southwest. Even when the weather SUCKS and we’re like 2 hours late, they’re always good to us. The first time I flew I was 14, and my little sister and I were stuck overnight in Houston during a bad storm with no more flights to Dallas. My mother was gonna make the 3-4 hour drive down, but as soon as conditions improved, they put my sister and I along with 4 others on our own plane. I doubt they sent that plane just for us, but it was nice. Unlimited peanuts. And Sprite after midnight!

  12. @CoChatt And I had such a crush on the flight attendant too. They’ve got more than a few cute ones. She kicked off the decade long blonde phase I went through. lol

  13. I don’t even wanna imagine the pitiful, sad lives the 87 people have who voted thumbs-down.

    I wish everyone could act like this at work, the world would be so much nicer!

  14. Text transcription: PART 1
    Some parts are missing due to the voice’s gabbling

    We do have seatbelts, they’re not as dangerous as they looks…missing…
    If you don’t like our service, the flight gets too long, we have 6 emergency exists,
    2 front exit doors 2 overwing exits and 2 rear exit door, signs over head and lights on the floor lead to those exits.
    The seatback pocket – this beautifuly illustrated, multicoloured safety information card,you may notice in that card in case of

  15. Text transcription: PART 2
    water evacuation we have hidden under each and every seat of this plane an beautiful yellow life vest.
    Please all remove that vest when you’re told to do so, turn to remove it, pull down the red tab of that container under your seat, open the container, take out the pouch, take out the west, put over your head, already you look beautifully fashionable.
    However to extend your overweight ram that black strap around it, buckle up it to one sideof an aircraft to inflate

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