Spider above my bed 15. August 2007 Via animalsShare ThisTweetTeilenPlus oneTeilenEmail Frühere Beiträge Reporting Win http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tH96Oew0_YI Via IceT presents iMac Repair http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qWhYlhfWCI Via Osama And Obama – Bin What? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w53TMpk6QNc Via Dieser Beitrag hat 214 Kommentare SWEET BABY JESUS!!!!!!! I’ve seen one that big in Indiana!! its almost too scary looking to beleive its real NINJA SPIDER FTW!!!!!!!! This is me…. I……am going to need a very, big shoe. id die right there from fright lol Dont sleep with open mouth tonight. OMFG. I would like… pee my pants.. then run. Did you sleep that night ? i would torch the hell out of hit. axe+lighter=dead spider= happy me 🙂 Spider: „time to play the waiting game“……. X_X fuck sleeping in bed tonight…..nor the floor…maybe the couch, hmmm an all nighter I guess hahah what you do with it dude, you would need heavy machinery to deal with that! An extremely high powered rifle is needed. oh … shit Damn .. wtf. i would simple just leave and get as far away as possible I would of wet the bed if I saw that above my bed. USE THE BAZOOKA! AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! oh my fcking god! run!! dude!!! holy shit i woulden sleep in dat bed if dat thing wuz above me D: God damnit get the hell outta there get the shotgun under the bed WTF!! its huge i feel like its on me @xxshino123 theres going to be another fucking spider under the bed if he reaches for the shotgun under the bed! GOD dam thank god I life in UK NO fucking Huge things around me! OMG SHOOT IT QUICK!!! DONT LET IT VANISH AND GET YOU IN YOUR SLEEP *FAINTS* @xxshino123 FUCK THAT! THAT THING COULD PROB PICK THE SHOTGUN UP AND USE IT AGAINST YOU! can you say: „GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY BITCH!“ @killerblazer459 LMFAO LOL UR PROBABLY RIGHT trow a knife in it!!! @xxshino123 personal experience XD Hes just chilllin on the ligh, jst chillin on the light 😉 … mind you though poo would be coming out if it was me!!! @sCoryvo dont be gross @PR07ECT IM WITH U I WOULD GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE shit man. Yo last night a BIG ASS spider landed on my stomach and i flicked it off and ran like hell for a flyswatter i would make it a pet. hm. smart guy… UM YEAH THAT’S THE SCARIEST THING EVER. I would have killed her…. unintended….by shitting myself out of my bed!!!! wtf are you camping in the jungle ??? why would you video tap it!?!?! i would run like a mad man! I’m never going to austrailia again. holy fudge i just shat my pants….AHHHH No, it would be okay until it moved then you run like hell crying and shitting your pants to the door. can some air freshener and a lighter…. spiders like that DESERVE TO DIE FUUUUUUUUUUCK THAT….RUUUUN ….BUY A SHOTGUN GO BACK AND SHOOT IT holy shit o.o i would shit my pants first thn get watever i can to shoot dat bitch n get alot of poison n shit so wen i shoot alor of times i spray dat fuker o.o i wouldve piss on that thing! then when it falls ill shit on it! 🙂 @msstyy Ya me to. I am really scared of spiders FUUCCCK!… worst thing is, you ignore it, wake up and its GONE (somewhere else watching you)…. the background sounds like a jungle… SO IM, NOT SURPRISED! Why would you film when there is a spider that might fall on you and eat your insides? D: you should had run like there was no tomorrow holy shit r u fucking crazy!?!? FUUUUUCK THATTTTT i would of had a heart attack.. like literally die. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHHHHH fake and gay, that spider’s a guy in a suit! Well because of this lovely fucking video im not going to Australia anymore for schooling 🙁 was looking forward but this video completely turned me off to aussie. Switzerland here I come wooooooooooo 😀 Looks like it has a leg missing? omg!!!! SHOOT IT DONT RECORD IT MOVE!!! MOVE TO CNADA JUST LEAVE EWWW AND U R TLKING I WOULD ALREADY BE IN COLORADO BY THE TIME UR VID IS OVER OMG!!!! dude, the thing is like waiting until you go to sleep so it can kill you… RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!! leave that country!!!! That’s a big arse Huntsman! :O RUUUUUUUUN! Grab a gun and shoot It! It’s like a fucking crab. ha ha! it is waiting you to sleep… HOLLY SHIIIIIT!!!!!! Don’t you freak out? You’re brave, man! hahaha DDDDAAAAAMMMNNNNN……..i would just completely overreact and torch it or something man. I wouldn’t be able to sleep for a couple days if i knew it was watching me nuke the bastard!!!!! OMFG kill it kill it waaahhhhhhh *rans away* xDDD @B789c OMFG I Died When I Read Your Comment XD I Couldent Even Pay Attention To The Video I Just Pictured Him Nukeing The Poor Thing XD Normally I don’t mind spiders, so long as we respect each others personal space. But that thing is sitting up there like a serial killer waiting for you to sleep! Fuck that! Fuck that with fire! That is an Evil Spider thats the fucking Crimson King! @4Phenix lol but i really freak out around spiders id sooner burn my house down just to kill it. @B789c But You Do Know Huntsman Spiders Are Harmless Right? @4Phenix ye but they are big creepy looking guys like all spiders yanno. Fuck me is that was above my bed i ain’t sleeping in that room, lock the door and run xD OHHHHH MY FKING GODD!!! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MANN THAT JUST GAVE ME CHILLS!! THAT THING IS HUGE. ……………………….WOWWWWW WOW WOW. sry but thats a big azz spider overyour bed.loll What did you do? Did you sleep in that room? Im english so i dont know how you deal with somethin like that lol if i see that at my house at night i will yell o shit ass mother fucker kill that son of a bitch HONEY!!! GET THE BLOWTORCH! IMA GET A SHOTGUN AND KILL THAT BIRD THAT KEEPS GOING… EEEEEEEE I’d laugh if it started talking @yankeered2k6 LMFAO!! guys its harmless it has no venom it just eats moths and flys and other stuff but they dont bite people These things they call legs? Yeah, Id be using them to run like hell. Seriously though, how would you get rid of it? It’s not like you can catch it in a cup and throw it outside, or smack it with a shoe… What would you do in that situation?! I cannot even comprehend something that large above my head at night… Gives me the heebie-jeebies. Shoot diz bitch! @ottou22 Bad idea fucking trust me, tried it, it fell, hit the ground and moved so fucking fast i almost pissed myself. I’m arachnophobic. I visited Australia last year. Yeah. ok… that really big… even for a huntsman… i love spiders… i wanna catch 1 of those… =) Dennis Ferguson in disguise? i am never going to go to australia now ive seen this Oh No, and I’m gonna vist my dad in australia next week (better take the blowtorch) I would piss myself if I saw that. Kill it! Lol omg i love spiders but if that thing was over my bed i would run faster than light. i keep them as pets its awsome but i do NOT keep that big of spiders lol RUN DUDE RUN !!!! @yankeered2k6 loooooooooooooooool you have GOT to be fucking kidding me. That thing is fucking huge! @JacobTheFruit No heart attack? omG o.o if this basterd would move it wouldnt be so scary but it seems as if it is waiting for the right moment to jump in ur face xD @yankeered2k6 fuck the bird get a magnum for that spider. Oh fuck that’s huge!!!!! Take a K-Swiss to that fucker!!!!! no no no nonononononono… I wouldnt sleep there xD OH. MY. GOD. hit the fucker with a shovel or something!! omfg i would blow it up @yankeered2k6 ya but first shot that spider cuz your going to neeb buck shot on that thing OMFG!!! HELP!! EWWWW aaaarghh,…. huge spider!! DADDYYYYY!!!!! its times like this when u really really really need a can of raid and its never there, damn fuck the raid u need a fuckin gun for that monstrous fucker That thing is the biggest thing I have ever seen. If I saw that thing above my bed, or anywhere, I’d die right there from fright. XD Omg thats creeeepy! I would like faint.. Theres a spider near me thats small and im really scared /: I WANT TO SHOOT THE BIRD THAT KEEPS SAYING „EEE!“ NOT THE SPIDER It would be cool if the spider had a black guys voice with a ciggarate in its mouth xD omg that things is huge and ugly I hate spiders, dude! If a spider like that entered my bedroom, I’d set the whole house on fire dude where do u live??? the fucking Amazon? i would be soooo scared to even move!~!! @yankeered2k6 lmfao me 2 Whenever i c a spider in my room, i feel so closed in and paranoid, lol, but the spiders in my rom are like masquitos compared 2 that thing How exactly would you go about killing/getting it out of the bedroom, exactly? haha if a spider like that was in my room i wuld move really slowly and whisper to me self sayin ok mr.spider im ur freind just stay there and ill leave its guna be ok then ill get a BB gun and seriosly shoot it in my house i wuld shit my pants if i came back and it wasnt there i wuld shut the door and sleep in a diff room fuck ordinary guns id use an anti tank missile on that thing! FUCK THAT if i would see a spider like THIS, i would be dead in some seconds.. lick it lol HOLY SHIT! thats one BIG ASS spider :O if that spider was in my house id seriously move the fuck out kill it kill them all! OMFG OMG thats huge eww thath gave me the shivers i would be out of there in 2 seconds if i was that lol i ment to sai if i saw that lol @guzbarbosa I so agree on that friend! 😀 OH MY GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE NOW!!! It looks kinda fake at first but then I saw the glowing eyes and I was like “ holy @$&% „. Lol KILL IT WITH FIRE @guzbarbosa lolwo can you say „overreaction“ lol The Spider has a health bar… all this video needs is a tickle me elmo and the spider on one of the rotating fan bladOH HOLY SHIT So what was it like rooming with Shelob? holy fuck forgot the bird use the shotgun on that mutant on the lamp that thing is fucking huge! If I see that Shit on my wall , I’m gonna fucking nuke my house ! i would get the 50 cal out and no scope it!!! Haha all you can hear is that bird Thats one for the paintball gun. That, or just turn the fan on and see what direction it goes. sooooooooooooo funny if it jamp on you =P @guzbarbosa And I would splash it with my dick. Fuuuuck thaaaat, elephant gun blast the fucker i saw a spide like that in my room it was walking twords me and i jumped out of my bed and screamed bloodymurder and my mom thought i was getting killed by a mad man and i mad my dog pee by my sceam. when i told her it was a spider she started LAUGHING at me uh.. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, CALL THE FUCKING COPS!!!!!!!!!!!! EW EW EW EW EW EW EWWWW Yooooooooooo what sort of spider is that…..wow if i woke up and saw THAT kind of big spider , i would probably get a heart attack. If not , i would take a 50 caliber sniper rifle and kill it. or i would just get a stick and poke it dude what the fuck are you doin filiming! run!! @Wcburg1 HAHAHAHAHAAA! i had my laugh of the day. :))))) haha looks like it was waiting for you to sleep to finish the deed. in, case i have absolutley innocent little spiders in my country who do nothing, i still have a big fear of them. start crying like a baby and get hysteric. (? don’t know why) and if i could see one of this big poisoned and alive spider in my room, i could immediately go psycho. @Dappadon3339 giant huntsman. biggest spider in the world by legspan. O hell no I’d be gettin the fuck outta their I hate spiders…….I hate the little ones if I saw that thing above my head I’d prolly shit myself holy shit no way dude id be outta there right when i saw it and wtf is up with the bird going eeeee I agree its times like this, when you need a flame thrower. @guzbarbosa this is so true.. Spiders… They are lurking! disgusting. get out of that room. MINDFUCK it’ll make you shit bricks. Woah, I hate all spiders! Here, in hungarian no big spiders, but i hate them all small too! No way that I could sleep with that monster above my head omg were the fuck do you live? IN A HUT?! honey get me the shotgun First of all it sounds like your sleeping outside and second when you see a spider you dont go for the video camera you go for the shotgun omg that thing is huge! id have high tailed it out of there the minute i saw it! Call an Air Strike! Croky dats a whopper I see its health bar Where is my flamethrower??!?!??!!!?!! D: OMG i just shit myself!!! O NO! its evrywere!! I think I shit my pants. Either that or I sat in some chocolate pudding. OMFG I NEED A M249 SAW NOW! Whats with everyone in a shotgun???? hahaha waste of ammunition and money,,, If you really want to kill it, just stab it or spray poison on it….. KILL IT WITH FIRE! Fuck going to sleep with that there! KILL IT WITH FIRE THEN TRAP IT IN A ICE PRISON FOREVER You aren’t a true Australian if you haven’t had the shit scared out of you by one of these ass’s before. Hell in a nutshell! thumbs up? jesus, id just start packing my shit up right then dude. i dont care if i wouldve had to live in an apartment. fuck that thing I’d get the SAS to take that fucker out, fuck!!! @88luvlybrowneyes88 yup id be frozen with fear, imagine if one was on your door handle :|:|:|:|:|:| @evildeedz66 First thing in the morning?! Are you a fucking trooper or something, I would’ve screamed like a little bitch and shit my pants if I saw that fucker. I would scream more than Lara Croft on a three scream jump 😀 @shaunyd1234 haha, then i guess im goin out the window lol i woulda cried if like as one of the ceiling fan blades passed and it just like disapperaed oh man scary >< i couldn’t sleep with that big spider above me omg! O_o Okay, this is why I’d want to carry a shotgun under my bed… Oh my god…. you may call firemen ^^ That’s a friggin nightmare scenario its so much better than justion bieber KILL IT!!! KILL IT!!! BURN THAT FUCK !! Shits not above your bed thats on the porch right. God I hope it is. yiiiiiikkkkessss @briantexts I see what yur did therr Holy Shit does this ever give me the HEEBY GEEBIES!!!! And it’s above your bed?!!! DUDE, it could fall on you….. YIKES!! LOL the mosquito at 0:51 I would have fucking died! Omg Yeaaah if that was me … I would be out before you could say SPIDER. :L:L! x For this reason, I love living in California. If I seen that in my room, I’d sleep with a hammer & a shovel. I woud just start running.. @EAReporter that made my day @vi3tgirl22 it is also called a crab spider what do you expect when you live in a fucking jungle?! imagine .. if it falls? It ATE ceiling cat! 7 legs, must have tangled with something, maybe another spider. Fuck that shit dude. OMG How the hell would you get that out of your house? Or kill it, howhowhowhow? I’d be shitting myself. FAKE AND GAY Imagine this ur staring at it then after one of the fan blades pass and its gone… oh i would just move out of the house as soon as i see that happen HIDE YO KIDS! HIDE YO WIFE!!!! FUCK THAT disgusting!!!!!!!!!! Kommentare sind geschlossen.