WTF – Weird Robot Shit From Asia – How To Ride Kuratas – Suidobashi Heavy Industry 1. August 2012 Via kuratasrobotweirdShare ThisTweetTeilenPlus oneTeilenEmail Frühere Beiträge The Prodigy – Take Me To The Hospital – Josh Homme / Liam Howlett wreckage remix http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20TLiz0Vb2g Via Mini Cannon Firing and Destroying Targets http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxHW-QGMuZ4 Via Close Call Compilation *lucky* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LwoGpEdhj6M Via Diffrent vids of close calls put into one! LUCKY!!! Plz Rate and Subscribe… Dieser Beitrag hat 208 Kommentare May I pay in Canadian Tire money? or credit card? you now, gundam isn’t the only name in mechs. its $100 but yea. imagine rolling up to a Starbucks in this 😀 dude, you can BUY this. Not kidding. i checked. metal gear 😀 *Buys moar lottery tickets* I think I’m in love. With the girl although the robot is pretty sexy HOLY SHIT Typical japan. I know what the fuck!! haha This is first robotic weapon human history. Someone call Arnold I want her to close my cockpit……which her mouth. =) this is terrifyingly awesome well can it fly? not interested if it can’t fly. We still have 50-70 years for a full-sized Gundam. 🙁 „From time to time it will hit its target “ lol Is this for real?! v-sido. i get it. O-O …. !! OMFGWTF now the last bit of my skepticism -_- for japanese amrod suits is gon, they a fuking gonne do it! hoo came up with rubots-suits in the fist place?? >_< this i way past Awesome, as in over fuking awesom I’d rather take the girl 🙂 I don’t even know what to think Honestly i think it would be better of it were electric powered. @FlippinWindows well yo could drive a trucknthrpigh the side of it. tje truck would have enough force to do the job seriously you shoot by smiling?! there has to be a better way then that lol 2:33 Squirt OK, This is a joke …Right? “ a toy for the elite…..hahahahahahahahaha Mrs. Ark At least Japan is good and not like the Chinese/North Korean freaks… what is the title of the music in this vid ?? this is just the motherfucking start. Next step, Hover boards. what the fuck 😐 I’ll take two Oooooooooooooooooh Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooommmm! GIVE ME COKE I WANT A COKE This is it isnt it, oh well better buy 4 and PREPARE FOR WAR i get the girl also right? what the fuck is this shit real? ya I can see some yank buying this thing and actually arming it for kicks, twin M240B and some NM72 launchers would work. I want to ride the Pilot 🙂 All I really need is a smile smile smile, for these guns of mine to fire! Amazon Gift Card! 1.Go to the app store and download „Checkpoints“ 2.Use bonus code „tasticchecker“ 3.Instantly you will receive your code for an Amazon Gift Card!!! why are they doing a „How to“ when no one has this shit Arm slaves from Full Metal Panic… Because they intend to mass produce these things in the near future, and this is a great way to show off its features. How is it fake? This isn’t even the most advanced piece of hardware on the planet. It uses wheels, it doesn’t need the legs to move. I know, but it would be cooler if it had legs OMG! fuck my Mustang i want one of those Individual leg movement similar to a Tachikoma, wheels for fast movement, and lock the wheels and let it walk with legs. The thing’s a disaster already, adding legs would make it ridiculously trippable. looks like the enclaves from guilty crown i need that girl..!! Is it me or does she kind of resemble Natalie Portman? The Dragoon is looking nice, but what about the Carrier ? very nice girl. It is gasoline fueled and runs on a diesel engine? What? It shoots when you smile. It’s a giant robot. Anytime you’re piloting a giant robot you’re going to be smiling. love getting trolled? cockpit Yeah! me too :D Robot apocalypse.. Terrible.. Japan: invents a toy robot mecha that costs 1 million dollars USA: successfully sends and lands a car sized automaton robot on mars get your shit together Japan This thing has a fall over warning in the manual I’d give it a year or two 2:13 Oh hey, oh i’m just cruising around Tokyo in my MOTHERFUCKING BB DEATH MECH!!!! You know, whatever. Great, shut up and go build it. *points at self* This guy. Ik this day would dome, All those armored core games were worth it, I wish they would make a mech like in Mech warrior. future is here! also the voice is realy creepy. Give it an AI and you’ll get your personal Tachikoma 🙂 METAL GEAR!!!! She talks about it like everyone is going to have one soon. x) metal war is near Dear Santa …. Please, don’t say „americans“, im from this continent but im not in the usa. The two achievements are equally amazing. So … shut up someones mad lol for a measly price of 1,5 million dollars :D gundam/metal gear coming soon. Go japan, fuk china \m/. Robot in China: /watch?v=ohtlfqZ5GZw Robot in Russia: /watch?v=xbGx6fcgxSU lol Japan in a nutshell…. in soviet russia, robot builds you chinese people are so smart They’re Japanese ._. rude. can it fly like iron man ?… :) Now I can Laugh my enemies to death „Aww what a cute little puppy… OOPS. Damn smile feature!!!“ And dammit if it doesn’t look fun as HELL… do not jump off kuratas…..yes because when i jump off of something i automatically assume the skydiving position. Lern how to write retard. do you honestly believe that if they wanted to they couldn’t build another robot that could actually stand war It is funny when it says: the luncher will not hurt anyone. (not yet) same thing was said for cherry bombs… Damn, smile in order to shoot….. this is designed for sociopaths lol lol Does anyone feel like the robot look like the ones from Guilty Crown?:D who even uses this kuratas? I kill friday, not people 😀 is this real? but….. WILL IT BLEND???? Now you know what to get the person who has everything. Also, although it only goes as fast as a brisk jog, I bet it would be cool going through the drive-thru in that thing. „That’s a funny lookin‘ car.“ „It’s Japanese.“ „Go figure.“ It’s like a little orange Happy Fun Ball SNL joke FPS russia went to mcdonalds in a tank. They didn’t even flinch. Mcdonald’s sucks it;s employees life i tell you. america needs to use this And he went to White Castle in an APC, I believe. They commented on it. Nobody cares about what it means in some stupid language Dear santa. stupid smart people never learn THIS IS REAL? so… beautifulll… The Girl Lol, dude its a joke not a scenario. how much would it cost to ship to the uk i wonder, showing up to college in one would send my team in a frenzy. OK DO WANT :D~~~ Can you use it in a zombie apocalypse? honestly, she has a nice ass. She can open my cockpit. i want to ride her all the comments are about the chick, not the actual mech, lol. fake NWO population security control device. What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits. 😀 Am I the only one who thinks the smile-to-shoot function is going to be a bad idea? I mean, how can you expect me NOT to smile while piloting a giant killer robot? I picture the world turning into Code Geass/Guilty Crown.. fuck the makers of this shitbox …smile to shoot ?!? psychos …go make something which can be productive . Smile shot?! WTH!? hahaha xD does the girl come with it? I guess, the answer is yes! in case of fire, run? haha wtf dude japan’s not gonna rule the world any time soon. are you confusing japan with china? lol stop being a dick Does it spit her out if she grins? That robot sucks. The aliens would tear me apart with quickly with their acid and speed. This sucks. Evangelions are bigger and better. Dear Japanese Santa… Dear Japanese Santa… you about robot, sure? ARMORED CORE I KNEW JAPAN WOULD CREATE THIS!!! so…don’t tell a really good joke or everyone dies? that is what i thought lol xD Evangelions are also fictional dat ass. only if ot moved smoother and it was autonomous robot in the future it will kill us I think i’m going to fight for the japanese army who? The KURATAS or the female pilot? Damn, she’s HOT! And the girl is pretty nice as well. The smile of death!! Strap on your neurohelmet, tighten your coolant vest, initiate cold start on the fusion reactor, souble check life support and sensors, check myomer function, move at least 1km from the hangar, and test fire the PPC, ER and Pulse lasers. Initiate jump jets, and then move out to engage the enemy. All salvage is the property of the Draconis Combine, unauthorized scavenging is punishable by death. Goliath online…! I wish she stay in my cockpit lol Diesel engines runs great on gasoline. Diesel engines runs great on gasoline. Which country? Hes talking about his penis. Русские танки Лучше!!!! ¿Y usted piensa que esta tecnología es para mejorar la calidad de vida de los seres humanos? Piénselo de nuevo… Where the fuck are Tatikomas?! kill them with kindness, and send them off with a smile *evil kackle* 3>:-D oh god… Oh thank god the Rocket Laucher is Eco Friendly… If someone buys me one I will gaurd whatever they want for years….. seriously I should’ve known the Japanese would be the first to make a prototype of Metal Gear REX!–This is amazing! I’m in love… with the girl! So this is what people are capable of if they aren’t concerned about egalitarian political-correct (read; cultural-Marxist) crap… The West concerns itself with the latest ups-downs of celebrity marriages/divorces, and Japan develops the most awesome thing ever. Way to go political-correctness, for dumbing down our societies since the 60’s! the beginning of EXO-FORCE !!! 9gag anyone?:D Not like it can be fitted with real gatlings And 10 kph is more than 2 times as fast as a walking human wild arms VI 3rd world war xDD here we goo! hahahahah wtf!? kill with a smile jajajaj… happy death xD . it’s DOM gundam! Im pretty sure the next world war will look more like HALO “ A S I A N S „ Words can not fully express how much I want one of these. GUNDAMWING!!! finally it begins!!! I like how she says „Cockpit“…. Mmmh.. Mine will cost about 2 Million dollar.. WORTH IT! Finally the first Zaku! Fu#$% the Kuratas! How much is her? 😛 May I order her? well guys this is how japan will take over the world :/ this thing real? 1.5 mill for one i guess i better start whoring myself for it 1 get 15+ mill 2 get some your your closest friends 3 mayhem 4 have someone yell „ITS A GUNDAM!!!!!“ 3:36 Dat ass. me too. Smiling while you shoot every piece of flesh of your ‚target‘.. Friendly robot my ass. Feel the taste? Haha, okay. RF Online? She’s a Bellato Hey, a tank can destroy this shit, why waste money for this crap? yet my brother still thinks its fake…idiot Oh, i sure hope not.. We don’t want knightmares everywhere! Or any Gundams… And then their gonna modify this mech and make it better and better! oh my… there gonna dominate the world. anyone could had make that junk They’ll get there in due time, the next step are Labors and ArmSlaves The human mind is stronger than any supper computer, and the will and faith in ones actions will prevail against any unmanned machine. The human intuition is much greater than that. I have experienced that anytime you put you mind too something you can accomplish it. This is the first one of its kind and even with just shooting BB’s someones head is gone in half a second if they advance in this then it very well could prove to be the best military technology in the world. I want a Tachikoma from Ghost in the Shell. Make sure it has a AI that functions like the ones in the show. lol The human mind is stronger than any supper computer, and the will and faith in ones actions will prevail against any unmanned machine. T-90A one shot will kill the robot. yeah but if not for the military then what shit just got real i <3 u japan ‚- Snake! This is Otakon. I’ve found us a target!‘ we’re getting close to the day where we’ll be able to pilot mecha like in anime can’t wait for those rich guys posting video about kuratas fights Looks like a Tachikoma form Ghost in the shell IMO. This robots should replace Venezuelan police officers Kommentare sind geschlossen.